teaching us the code that makes you crack
let me shoot your picture and i'll tape it to your back
this is how it works when we crave quotes
now can you explain all the banners on your boats
every holy shroud rolled into one
wrapping up the scene and the cycle it will run
we would like to know where you fit in
what you're trying to prove with that formulated grin

i know where you are
i wish i was there
in purified air
let the mesmerizing motivating factors be
let the cow pull the tractor to me
well i know what it sounds like
i hope they care
and now we just brought a sitar
so be prepared
apologetic trips to make you sick
now i'm toking from this bag of tricks

celebrate the new dark age with us
calculate the irony with someone you can trust
feel the holy shroud that keeps us warm
show me something round and i'll analyse the form
give us something brown that sticks like glue
i'll recognize the taste and appreciate it too
this is how it works when we write well
let me hear a bomb i'll compare it to a bell
i don't understand why you don't get it
i can take the time to insure that you regret it
we are seeing through your weak designs
fellow connoisseurs flip a coin and make a sign

found on an overcrowded anchored barge
guilty as charged
but here's to the underdog who breaks right through
another inspiration for you
conspiracies and prophesies that might come true
with technologies and strategies
connections too
antiseptic trips to leave you dry
i have a lot of them i'm willing to try